don’t pay for your fucking $1.50 newspaper with a $50 note or some shit and then whine and get snooty at me when i ask if you have anything smaller because you “want it changed” i’m not a fucking bank 

Yep, happens every day at least five times. ‘You don’t mind, do you?’ Yes, in fact I do mind sir. You see, when people keep doing this we no longer have change and then we go to the bank to get change AND THE BANK WILL THEN SAY ‘HERE’S YOUR CHANGE BUT YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT’. WE MUST PAY FOR CHANGE goddamnit

now i sound like a social justice blogger but you get me



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