YOUR WELCOEM OBAMA
I needed this again today.
what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked
he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon
We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster
don’t pay for your fucking $1.50 newspaper with a $50 note or some shit and then whine and get snooty at me when i ask if you have anything smaller because you “want it changed” i’m not a fucking bank
Yep, happens every day at least five times. ‘You don’t mind, do you?’ Yes, in fact I do mind sir. You see, when people keep doing this we no longer have change and then we go to the bank to get change AND THE BANK WILL THEN SAY ‘HERE’S YOUR CHANGE BUT YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT’. WE MUST PAY FOR CHANGE goddamnit
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Oh my Eru I need this!
how can you have a fantasy book without a map?
The map is the best part!
First rule of the fantasy genre: It’s not worth picking up if it doesn’t have a map
Rule 1a: the more maps the better